Walk It Off

A Parody of “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift
Lyrics by /u/GoSomaliPirates and Naaim Siddiqi aka /u/kuhanluke

Matts are at the Plate
You know it must be fate
That’s what they all say
That’s what people say

But he keeps booming
Can’t stop, won’t stop grooving
Round the bases moving
And in my mind
Yeah, Waino’s gonna dance all night

Because in center we have got Jon Jay Jay Jay Jay
And in right field we have got J-Hey Hey Hey Hey
Got Matt Adams at first base base base base base
Gonna walk it off, walk it off
And in left field, we’ve got Holliday day day day
Got Matt Carpenter manning third base base base
We got Yadi behind the plate plate plate
Gonna walk it off, walk it off

They never miss a chance
To show off the birds on the bat
You know they always see
You know they always see
Party on their own (Party on their own)
Baseball has a moan (Baseball has a moan)
But they dont know mmm mmm
Why we love it so mmm mmm

’cause he keeps booming
Can’t stop, won’t stop grooving
Round the bases moving
And in my mind
Yeah, Waino’s gonna dance all night

Because in center we have got Jon Jay Jay Jay Jay
And in right field we have got J-Hey Hey Hey Hey
Adams at first base base base base base
Gonna walk it off, walk it off
And in left field, we’ve got Holliday day day day
Got Matt Carpenter at third base base base
We got Yadi behind the plate plate plate
Gonna walk it off, walk it off
Walk it off, walk it off
Walk it off, walk it off
Walk it off, walk it off
Walk it off, walk it off

Hey Heyward.
Just think about how you’ve been getting down
to these dope dingers
and now you can watch
This. Sick. Team.

Your ex-man was a big Cubs fan
And you’re like oh my god
I’m just gonna walk
And to Rosie over there with the hella good hair
Won’t you come on over here and save, save, save.
(Yeaaaahhhhhhhhh)

Because in center we have got Jon Jay Jay Jay Jay
And in right field we have got J-Hey Hey Hey Hey
We got Yadi behind the plate plate plate
Gonna walk it off, walk it off
(Kolten Wong’s gonna) walk it off, walk it off
(Jhonny Peralta gonna) walk it off, walk it off
(Adam Wainwright’s gonna) walk it off, walk it off
Walk it off, walk it off
(Mike Matheny makes them) walk it off, walk it off
(The whole team’s gonna) walk it off, walk it off
Yeah, they’re gonna walk it off, walk it off
Walk it off, walk it off
Oooooohhh